me: taline i'm still really sad about old bird
i cant lie about it
taline: i'm sorry
maybe the tank was too small
it's my fault, i'm a cheap bastard!
me: my roommate suggested putting him in a larger container... it's my fault because i didn't want to deal with it
oh well
i'm not a caretaker
i can't wipe asses
this is not my life
taline: not true!
i'm sure, given the chance you would wipe an ass very, very hard

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