Fashion Week is upon us and I have been working late… like 10:30pm late.
With moving, etc I have not done my laundry is quite some time. QUITE some time.
I am out… as in out, out, of underwear. I have worn all my granny panties, miserable string thongs, and holey, well worn pieces. I have NOTHING.
I didn’t want to pull a Britney Spears and was lamenting late last night to my roommate David.
He went into his drawer and pulled out a pair of tight, gray briefs complete with penis pouch.
“These are clean.”
I quickly thought about my options.
“Done.”
Yes folks. Today I was at work planning for the most fashionable week in New York wearing literal boy shorts under a slightly see-through Brooklyn Industries spring dress.
I must say I love roommates who draw no (or very wide) lines and aren’t weirded out by… oh… wearing their undergarments. It brings people closer. I definitely feel closer to David somehow…..
With moving, etc I have not done my laundry is quite some time. QUITE some time.
I am out… as in out, out, of underwear. I have worn all my granny panties, miserable string thongs, and holey, well worn pieces. I have NOTHING.
I didn’t want to pull a Britney Spears and was lamenting late last night to my roommate David.
He went into his drawer and pulled out a pair of tight, gray briefs complete with penis pouch.
“These are clean.”
I quickly thought about my options.
“Done.”
Yes folks. Today I was at work planning for the most fashionable week in New York wearing literal boy shorts under a slightly see-through Brooklyn Industries spring dress.
I must say I love roommates who draw no (or very wide) lines and aren’t weirded out by… oh… wearing their undergarments. It brings people closer. I definitely feel closer to David somehow…..
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