Reading (dead) Tea Leaves: Future Bleak

I do not trust people who cannot keep a plant alive. A plant needs the basic, barebones TLC to keep a living thing….well…living. If you can’t keep a plant alive you really shouldn’t move up the “caretaking totem pole”, which includes small animals, babies, and, really, any other basic relationship.

There is a very expensive, very dead orchid plant in my boss’ offices.

I am one of those people who don’t do plants.

I am nervous for my future.

.....Not to mention of my boss as well......